MONDAY FORTUNE COOKIE 7/30/12
“You are one of those people who goes places in life.”
SNARKY RESPONSE: Yep. The Grocery Store. The Office. The Gas Station.
Road Trip! Let’s go. I love getting behind the wheel and heading off for somewhere, anywhere. Heading down highways wide or curving country roads, I don’t care, just let me go. It’s the end of July and vacation time is in full swing!
|Niagara Falls, US Side|
Whether it’s a formal, planned trip or something spur of the moment, I can’t wait to get on the road and head out.
In my tiny world, there are a few little routines that accompany even the most spontaneous adventures. Even something as mundane as filling the tank with gas becomes extraordinary.
Usually, I’m a “pay at the pump” kinda gal, but a road trip requires a foray into the convenience store. Simply going inside is a break with routine and when I step through those double doors, that convenience store suddenly becomes a fluorescent-lit Aladdin’s cave of treasures. Of course, the formally “stated” goal is to get bottled water, but there are all those aisles you have to pass on the way to the coolers. Aisle after aisle filled with tasty, high-calorie, low-nutrition wonders. Chips in shiny bags, candy in colorful wrappers, pastries peeking through cellophane windows, and other foodstuffs you’d never even think to drop into your cart in a grocery store. Somehow, despite my best intentions, I always end up collecting a handful of crunchy, salty snacks along the way to that cooler stocked with bottle waters.
After the gas tank is filled and a bulging bag of snacks is stashed within easy reach, the other road trip routine is driving through the drive-thru to get a breakfast biscuit. Again, breakfast biscuits are verboten in real life, but there is something about heading onto the highway, breakfast in hand, coffee cooling in the cup holder.
Crank up the radio, we’re outta here.
What’s your road trip routine? Do you have one?